Deception Fruit.

The grapefruit is a sub-tropical fruit, which resembles the orange. Oranges are tangy, zesty and sweet. They taste like sunshine, sugar and radiation. They are good for me. They make me smile. Grapefruits look like oranges. They are round like oranges and when I open them up with my box cutter, they again look like oranges causing me to taste them. But they don't taste like oranges. They taste like rancid cow urine and rainwater that dripped off of a rusty Lada Samara. I don't like grapefruit. They are an evolutionary trick, designed to deceive me and jeopardize my health. Grapefruits you see are poisonous. Stay away. They are Deception Fruit. DECEPTION FRUIT, DECEPTION FRUIT, DECEPTION FRUIT.