Magnificant Mother Russia!

Again, I would like to highlight how strong our economy has become. Read this Pravda article and be amazed! Soon, my hometown of Moscow will rival London ,only it will be better because Moscow is not populated with fat, ugly British women.

Moscow to become Europe’s second biggest financial capital after London

My Электроника!

I have recently acquired a Электроника. It's white and had what appears to be an illuminated defective orange on the back.

I have also discovered software named PhotoBooth which allows me to show how handsome I am!

Ghost Cheburashka!

Amazing!

We're a superpower.

Russia's GDP has grown by ~7% annually since Putin took office, inflation fell and we have the third largest foreign exchange reserve in the world.