Friday, May 25, 2007

The EU and Estonia are out to get us!

"The European Parliament on Thursday passed a resolution expressing support to the Estonian government and firm solidarity with Estonia in its row with Russia."

"The deputies said they were disturbed by the inadequate protection of the Estonian embassy in Moscow by the Russian authorities and physical attacks by Nashi demonstrators against the Estonian ambassador."

The Baltic times reports that the EU Parliment has sided with Estonia in it's latest row with Mother Russia.

Russian's Trapped in Estonia

16 years after "independence" there are still a large number of my people in Estonia. Many only know Russian and do not identify with the Estonians.


Russian roots and an Estonian future
- From the BBC

Estonian Cyber Attacks

The Estonians claim that Mother Russia perpetrated a distributed denial of service attack against their government, police and banking website. I claim that Estonian government, police and banking websites are inferior because they are Estonian.

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Rubbing Alcohol


I love Rubbing Alcohol. I'm handsome.

Saturday, May 12, 2007

I want to fly.

I have not posted in awhile except for earlier today, as I have been on vacation in our excellent Kaliningrad. It is a true Baltic paradise. I do recommend everyone to go there. The world has been impacted by many events since my postings in early April. Boris Yeltsin has died and our war memorial in Tallinn has been moved, which is a great shame to our fallen heros. I have also been practicing to learn how to fly. Imagine flying Cheburashka!

Plasma Jack is an Estonian and I am a national hero and a true Soviet legend. I am also intensely handsome.

Handsome Cheburashka!


I'm Handsome!

Fearless Russian Police!!!

The Kremlin's fearless Special Police, OMON, have been showing their skill in strength lately; and not just by beating protesters. With Daggers!, and broken glass and nails.

'"This is a warning," said an OMON colonel who called himself Vladimir Antonovich as he watched three policemen smash flaming bricks with their bare fists.

"We want to show off what we can do."' - Reuters

Thanks to our fearless OMON we in Russia dont't have to worry about protect disrupting.